My best friend just got sorted into Hufflepuff, as a Gryffindor, I’m so FUCKING PROUD. Look at that badger, fluffy badger, cutie lil badger. Welcome, badger. Badger, badger.
My cousin got sorted into Slytherin last year, and me and my other cousin (who are both Ravenclaws) are still super proud to have a Slytherin in the family.
I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”
How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.
Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.
Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world