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It's my dragon name. I am a dragon

sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…
smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…

smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

atlanticazul96:

Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like

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vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

hitbyadeer:

sarahtaylorgibson:

Slytherin!Harry AU (x)

#slytherin harry would have been the ultimate choice from an authorial perspective #the chosen one coming out of a house disgraced by racism and the dark arts #a living testament to the fact that slytherin house is the fast track to greatness and that good or evil is a CHOICE #also harry already had a brush with slytherin during his sorting and can speak parseltongue and all that awesome stuff #because lets be real harry is brave as hell but hes also cunning, determined to survive #a little duplicitous #and thrives on praise #slytherin harry could be besties with ron AND close to draco #he could break down interhouse prejudice and be the bright light in a noble house that has fallen into darkness #he could put an end to the honestly awful griffyndor/slytherin bullying that GOES BOTH WAYS because screw this idea that you have to choose a side, that you have to compete with people who are different than you #and he could struggle with his inner demons the whole time #because characters that could easily go bad who get up every day choosing to be good will always be more important to me than inherently good ones

(Source: tomriddl)

unfollovving:

themonsterwithoutaname:

ladymalchav:

coluring:

coluring:

unfollovving:

Coke is so much better without bubbles

What is wrong with you?

HE DOESN’T MEAN IT BUBBLES

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isn’t Bubbles a little young to be doing coke?

fucking Christ

What happened to my post

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

tardismyoldgirl:

i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…

this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence

Other than the fact it’s a dumbass spell when every other spell is derived from Latin

paralol:

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

*friends eyes are watering for no reason*

"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"

"…..when did I tell you that"

"…….like…..two years ago" 

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

snapslikethis:

takeme-killmeinstead:

snapslikethis:

Look at this

LOOK

I’ve never made this connection before…at the beginning of DH Hermione tells Ron and Harry how a wizard who’d split his soul could heal himself, save himself…remorse

oh, harry

Harry James you precious baby

I’ve read this second bit before, the whole try for some remorse thing, and thought it was just a Harry stabbing in the dark, but nO

It was so calculated

He remembered that conversation

Hermione’s research

actual, possible redemption for Voldemort

he kept that hope, however slim, that Voldemort could be saved

before they cast their final curses, after all that happened, Harry was actually trying to get Voldemort to mend himself back together

Harry james potter you compassionate jerk trying to save your mortal enemy before he utterly and finally destroys himself

This is everything

Yes. Dh2 is the worst film adaptation I can’t.